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  1. Katheryne Helendale

    The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

    Why do people in Athens hate getting up early? Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
  2. Katheryne Helendale

    Post a sentence you can use during sex or at a family dinner

    Canola. Virgins are way overrated.
  3. Katheryne Helendale

    Yay! Halloween Spooktacular 2019

    People tend not to go trick-or-treating in apartment complexes either. Which is a mixed blessing, I suppose. There's more candy for me, but all the excess calories...
  4. Katheryne Helendale

    WTF Sh*t's F*cked Up and Bullsh*t - a "Who Cares" thread for news

    I've heard of guys having sex with lawn furniture, so a traffic cone is not as surprising as it should be.
  5. Katheryne Helendale

    #JAILTOTHECHIEF- Shit Just Got Real

    I think we've always had that problem, buried deep down in the fabric of our society. But it took Trump running for office to bring it all to the surface like a festering zit that needed to be popped. The question is, though, if there is enough momentum now to address our hate problem head-on...
  6. Katheryne Helendale

    Democratic Party Presidential Candidates for 2020

    Well there's the pot calling the kettle black!
  7. Katheryne Helendale

    #JAILTOTHECHIEF- Shit Just Got Real

    Impromptu stops at McDonald's for Chicken McNugget happy meals, I'm guessing?
  8. Katheryne Helendale

    Happy Birthday VVO!

    Holy crap, it's been a year already? :eek: Happy birthday, VVO, and thank you, Cris, for keeping it going!
  9. Katheryne Helendale

    Nobody cares about food.

    Let's just say you don't want to be anywhere downwind when it happens.
  10. Katheryne Helendale

    Nobody cares about food.

    I love sauerkraut. I don't, however, love what it does to me coming out.
  11. Katheryne Helendale

    Democratic Party Presidential Candidates for 2020

    As much as I really want universal health care, and M4A is the best option for that, our first and primary objective should be ousting Trump and his GOP cronies, which isn't going to happen if we scare all the voters away!
  12. Katheryne Helendale

    WTF Sh*t's F*cked Up and Bullsh*t - a "Who Cares" thread for news

    May they all rot in hell! And by they, I mean him and everyone like him, which is likely most of the GOP!
  13. Katheryne Helendale

    #JAILTOTHECHIEF- Shit Just Got Real

    More burning down the planet because Obama: https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/18/politics/epa-trump-california/index.html Trump claims that removing California's ability to set higher emissions standards than the federal standards will increase vehicle production and vehicle safety. I have...
  14. Katheryne Helendale

    Increased Cases Of Lung Disease From Vaping Remain A Mystery

    Unfortunately, the pharmaceutical industry is STRONGLY opposed to legalizing marijuana, and they have a powerful lobby. If it's going to be legalized in this country, it's going to have to be state by state until the feds finally say fuck it and gives in.
  15. Katheryne Helendale

    California is Burning

    The Taboose Fire in western Inyo County has grown since last night, now at 10,106 acres. Containment remains at 62 percent. https://inciweb.nwcg.gov/incident/6570/ The two-week-old Walker Fire in Plumas County south of Susanville remains at 54,518 acres, while containment gained slightly, now...
  16. Katheryne Helendale

    We Are A Harsh Viper's Nest

    NO YOU!!!
  17. Katheryne Helendale

    California is Burning

    The Taboose Fire burning in western Inyo County continues to hold at 9,438 acres. Containment, however, has been slow-going, up just one percent from yesterday's reported containment, now at 62 percent. https://www.fire.ca.gov/incidents/2019/9/6/taboose-fire/ The bit of wet weather over the...
  18. Katheryne Helendale

    Increased Cases Of Lung Disease From Vaping Remain A Mystery

    I can see it now, the federal government waving its finger, going "see? I told you marijuana was bad!" I just know they're chomping at the bit to say that.
  19. Katheryne Helendale

    The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

    So, I was at a Walmart earlier today. A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but could find one that was big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" He replied with a straight face, "no ma'am, they're dead." Made my week.