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AH, that makes sense.. and as we know most men won't eat what they screw...

If it is gluten free, how is it supposed to stick to the wall?!?!

I believe in cats, chocolate and chaos. Whiskey is the medium I use to share this belief.

Well, they both have 2 eyes, a nose, a mouth and hair. Although the one on the left has a ear, you cant' say with 100% certainly that the one on the right does have a ear in the same place..... Also, based on the forehead, they both may have a penis?

Standard Second Life.. she was making out with her midget boyfriend when her husband came home suddenly, so she shoved her boyfriend up into the womb for safe keeping, and went out dancing.

Yes., that tracks completely. I have ended up having to get refunds because some of them would not take a no for opening door, so I told them to take it back, I was cancelling the order.

All of them, because republicans like red things, and strawberries are red.

The streets are a standard 33.33 cans of spam wide. This allows the proper opening of all 33 cans.

Donated $50 to watch Orange Donald's heart be eaten... :)

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So that is where Zeus' cock ring ended up...

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Every room in my house as at least 3 colors on the walls alone. Each room's ceilings are a different color. I think the only white thing in the house are the cleaning towels, so I can verify they are clean after washing. :)

Sounds like the print drum has locked up, and the drive belt is screaming trying to move it.

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Go to Ninite - Install or Update Multiple Apps at Once and select the programs you want installed. It will give you a small download that will install all the apps for you. I even got the corporate account to keep all the work computers updated.

Lindt chocolate as always been an excellent rat poison.