Evil String Oct 1, 2018 How to answer when a blocked number calls: 'Jim' s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe. '
Evil String Oct 1, 2018 Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them. Until the light comes on.
Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them. Until the light comes on.
Evil String Oct 1, 2018 The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of whiskey, but we should at least check.
Evil String Sep 30, 2018 As I have grown older, I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of a cake.
As I have grown older, I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of a cake.
Evil String Sep 29, 2018 Freak out your neighbors by renaming your wifi signal to "FBI Surveillance Van"
Evil String Sep 26, 2018 I'd never date a porn actress. They are so false. They always look in surprise and pretend that they have never seen a 12" penis.
I'd never date a porn actress. They are so false. They always look in surprise and pretend that they have never seen a 12" penis.
Evil String Sep 26, 2018 - Give me your phone. - Sure ... 555-6769 - Idiot! What exactly don't you understand about the ski mask and the gun?
- Give me your phone. - Sure ... 555-6769 - Idiot! What exactly don't you understand about the ski mask and the gun?
Evil String Sep 24, 2018 There are so many scams on the Internet, but for $19.99 I can show you how to avoid them.
Evil String Sep 24, 2018 Kudos to the first person to say, "See that chicken there ?... gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its ass."
Kudos to the first person to say, "See that chicken there ?... gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its ass."
Evil String Sep 24, 2018 - A Happy Meal, please - Sorry sir. This is an Italian restaurant - Ok no problem. Mi può dare un Happy Meal?
- A Happy Meal, please - Sorry sir. This is an Italian restaurant - Ok no problem. Mi può dare un Happy Meal?