Sid Oct 17, 2018 Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. - Will Rogers
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. - Will Rogers
Sid Oct 16, 2018 Maybe if we start telling Republicans the brain is an app, they will start using it.
Sid Oct 13, 2018 I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year, so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.
I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year, so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.
Sid Oct 7, 2018 I told my niece that I saw a moose on the way to work this morning. She said, "How do you know he was on his way to work?"
I told my niece that I saw a moose on the way to work this morning. She said, "How do you know he was on his way to work?"
Sid Oct 6, 2018 When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older sister told me about it.
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older sister told me about it.
Sid Oct 5, 2018 You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.
You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.
Sid Oct 4, 2018 Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu
Sid Oct 3, 2018 I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen
Sid Oct 1, 2018 A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.- William Shakespeare
Sid Sep 29, 2018 Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato