When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older sister told me about it.
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You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.
Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness.
- Desmond Tutu
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- Jim Carrey
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.- William Shakespeare
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato
Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive. - Hafez
If Cinderella's shoe fitted perfectly, then why did it fall off?
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
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