Change is inevitable.
Except from a vending machine.
Except from a vending machine.
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Light travels faster than sound.
That's why some people appear bright until they speak.
Creativity is intelligence having fun.
Don't steal!
Our governments hate competition.
I won't be impressed by technology until I can download food.
If you fall, I'll be there. - Floor
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five, six times, just to be sure.
In life it's important to know when to stop arguing with people and simply let them be wrong.
Of course I talk to myself.
Sometimes I need expert advise.
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every day at work does on earth.
My bed is a magical place, where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Life is not a fairytale.
If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk!
I'm so clever, that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.
- Oscar Wilde.
Chocolate comes from coco. That is harvested from a tree. So it is a plant.
Chocolate is a salad!!
Good ideas start with great coffee.
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
Thanks for all the posts we have shared.
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas.
The worst gift is a fruitcake.
There is only one fruitcake in the entire world.
And people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson.
Now this is a pick up line:
I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. -
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