We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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Change is inevitable.
Except from a vending machine.
My ability to turn holiday joy into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into weight gain.
Brexit: “In order not to fall off this cliff I will jump off this cliff”
If anyone gets a remote control for Christmas:
I need that back.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
There's always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving.
Even if it's just not being a turkey.
I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
Sometimes, when I close my eyes .....
I can't see.
In New York someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
The poor bastard.
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
America is a triumph for democracy:
It shows that a total fool has just as good a chance as anybody else.
If my life had a flavor, it would be coffee.
Silence is golden.
Unless you have kids.
Then silence is suspicious.
No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"
The important thing to remember, is not to forget.
.. the color of a man's skin
Is of no more significance than the color of his eyes... Bob Marley
My blood type is Dark Roast Positive.
Corona virus? I have McAfee installed.
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