Zombies eat brains.
So I'm safe.
So I'm safe.
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I Think weekends are made in China.
They don't last long.
If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.
A poem about work:
Coffee
Blah blah blah
Drive home
Wine
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.
Of course size matters!
Nobody wants a small cup of coffee.
I could use some of dat coffee
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible.
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
It's a bad day.
Not a bad life.
Why am I thinking about a drama llama right now?
I'm not totally useless.
I could be used as a bad example.
You are never to old, to learn something stupid.
To be old and wise, you first must have been young and stupid.
It seems I'm not old enough yet.
We were born to be real, not to be perfect.
Someone called me lazy today.
I almost responded.
I currently experience life at the speed of 15 WTF's an hour.
All my life I thought that air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza. -
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