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Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Tired of someone?
Text them:
370HSSV 0773H
Ask them to read it upside down.
If I had to choose between Christmas and coffee?
The tree would learn how to fly right now.
Coffee is my favorite co-worker.
Good days start with good coffee.
Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon.
Wrinkles are inherited.
You get them from your children.
Your secrets are safe with me... I wasn't even listening.
You can't buy happiness,
but you can buy coffee.
That's close enough.
Friends make good times better and hard times easier...
It's a good day to have a good day.
I hate being negative.
But I'm good at it.
I do all my own stunts!
But never intentionally.
When was the last time you did something for the first time?
They call it a "selfie"
because "narcissistie"
is too hard to spell.
I would lose weight,
but I hate losing...
Zombies eat brains.
So I'm safe.
I Think weekends are made in China.
They don't last long.
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