Life is not a fairytale.
If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk!
If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk!
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I'm so clever, that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.
- Oscar Wilde.
Chocolate comes from coco. That is harvested from a tree. So it is a plant.
Chocolate is a salad!!
Good ideas start with great coffee.
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
Thanks for all the posts we have shared.
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas.
The worst gift is a fruitcake.
There is only one fruitcake in the entire world.
And people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson.
Now this is a pick up line:
I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
One thing about Jesus is certain:
The guy knows how to throw a birthday party.
The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: “Some assembly required".
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. - Dave Barry.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if it runs out, I'll drink the red.
4 out of 3 people struggle with math.
Dear Santa,
This year all I ask for is a big fat bank account and a slim body.
Please, don't mix up the two like you did last year.
Dear Santa....
Before I explain, how much do you know already?
When you stop believing in Santa,
you get underwear. socks and ties.
This Christmas instead of gifts,
I'm giving everyone my opinions.
Dear Santa,
I'm good at being naughty.
Which list do I get on? -
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